the one on the right has serious ‘fuck you’ face.
Jude vs. Popcorn by therecordbeat.
that popcorn obviously can’t be trusted.
beagles take secrets to the grave
There was a loud noise, and my dog was the only one downstairs…..
Got a bit excited when he realised it was me walking to him…
Cat Food Regret
I knocked the cat food off the counter and ate half the bag. BAD BEAGLE! (The indigestion is…
“I didn’t want my mom to leave, so I ate her passport!”
Yesterday, I accepted an offer for a job…
This what he does to me when I am mad at him for going through my trash! The evilness in this dog. #sparky #beagle #face #love #ilovedogs
i have this neighbor beagle. he screams and howls during the day when he’s home alone. being someone that writes my own schedules as a work-at-home person, he interrupts me a lot, including my sleep.
i have the shit version of insomnia, where i wake up 7-9 times during the night, and once the sun comes up, I can’t get back to sleep. when he wakes me up while i’m still trying to sleep, i tell myself i’m gonna climb the fence and eat him alive, but when he comes to the fence to greet me, i look at his big dumb face and i can’t help but feel bad. he just wants someone to play with.
but he’s a good boy and he’s a beagle, he’s not designed to be by himself, he’s been bred to be in enormous groups. so when he’s alone when his people are at work, he howls and cries until someone pays attention to him. his person loves him sooo much, but he just can’t be around all day. it sucks, coz i know they both hate being apart.
but this beagle fuckin just howls in the middle of his yard at the sky for maybe an hour at a time, begging/praying to what i think might be “doG in the Sky” for some form of attention.
my big dog passed away about this time last year, and we still have his indestructo-cookies that he couldn’t eat coz of his teeth. I break them up now and bring them to the fence when the beagle needs attention.
i talk to him through the fence, tell him he’s a good boy, ask him to keep it down as i drop cookie fragments for him over the fence. he doesn’t hork them down like our little terrier does (who rejects the cookies but insists i give them to her), he seems to take his time and eat his pieces slowly, so he can spend more time with me.
once we finish cookie service, he quiets down and lies down in his yard somewhere in the sun and waits patiently for his person to come home.
he’s not mine, and it’s not in my rights to climb over the fence and play with him, but i can sure as hell throw a cookie into halting public disturbances.
i guess i love that beagle.
beagles are assholes in the name of love.
it helps get the farts out.
Tyler, what are you doing? #beagle #pup #dog